This is a lady I came across while having a nice dinner with friends. It was very disturbing to say the least and I had to order more alcohol to keep my food down seeing as how my seat was facing her backside.
First and foremost I would like to know, can you feel a breeze. I can't imagine that you wouldn't but I also can't imagine not knowing your ass is hanging out of your jeans. If your jeans are low then why sit at the bar.
These are all questions that I fear I will never know the answers to.
So ladies, if you are out on the town and you feel a slight breeze, please, check your crack....for me.
I would like to give a shout out to my friends Holli and Leslie for pretending to pose for my camera as I took these pictures. Without them this would not be possible.
This is Dallas Girl, stay classy!
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