PTA Don't Play that Way

Sometimes we want to look good in our children's PTA meetings, but sometimes we just want to catch a little strange.
I imagine that's what this lady was thinking when she got dressed to go to this meeting. Unfortunately for her, the PTA people did not agree with her wardrobe decisions and she was kicked out. I can't help but feel sorry for the poor child that is probably mortified because his Mom was asked to leave.
Moral of the story, don't dress like you work on Harry Hines when attending child/parent events.

As always, stay classy Dallas!

Obey Me....

Among all of the garments women wear with words on the ass of them this phrase is a first by me...'Obey Me'. Aside from the obvious reasons not to wear words on your toosh a few things to keep in mind are, first age appropriateness, your not a 13 year old girl with the vampiric words 'bite me' across her tiny ass. Your a middle-aged (or older) women, where is your self- dignity or respect? Never mind the question mark, that was meant to be rhetorical because even if we don't know where those things are we do know they are not with you. Secondly, words on the butt of your pants is a fashion faux that, if you must wear at all, should be very strictly restricted to young skinny girls and hookers. If you do not fit into these two categories I strongly suggest passing up on this irresistible fashion statement.

I hope my sarcasm and fashion advice is taken to heart ladies... <:-)
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Scrunchies...

"Scrunchy" is not just an accessory for your hair but is also a term used to describe a certain look in fashion, or lack there of rather.
Scrunchy in the hair, bulky dated sweater, RED pants (red...really?) and if you can't tell those are black socks with sandals.
First and foremost scrunchies are "out", secondly this women looks as though she has been snowed into her log cabin for a couple of months, not going to work...in public!!


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Trashy Chic

I don't understand what the new "trashy" trend is about but the ladies sure do love it. I see this fashion rage everywhere now, normal girls are transformed into prostitute-Esq goddesses right before your eyes. If placed down on Harry Hines the only difference between these trend followers and the actual prostitutes would be their dirty faces and skinned up knees. Honestly I just don't see what would make you think you look good. It's as if all the seemingly normal girls that were hiding a dirty little secret said hey, finally a trend I can work with. News flash ladies, trend or no trend, if you dress like a tramp, people will think your a tramp...period.
Well readers, don't be surprised if next time your out on the town, you look up and wonder....what happened to all the normal girls. Not to worry, they are still there, they just dress like sluts now.


















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New Trend Watch...The Scank!

There is a hot new trend to be found here in Dallas and it's not just in the obvious places such as Greenville Ave. and Deep Elum. This trend can be found in more unexpected places like Up-town and Monkingbird Station. It's actually quite surprising when you see it for the first few times. The first thing that comes to mind is a high dollar stripper. This is not just my opinion but that of a blended group of my friends as well. The attire consists of a very short and very tight dress accompanied by nice shoes but sometime those boots with the spiky hill that come all the way up to your thighs. My husband and some other male friends noticed this first. They really thought they were high dollar strippers and then I witnessed it for myself.

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Just Say No To Crack

This is a lady I came across while having a nice dinner with friends. It was very disturbing to say the least and I had to order more alcohol to keep my food down seeing as how my seat was facing her backside.
First and foremost I would like to know, can you feel a breeze. I can't imagine that you wouldn't but I also can't imagine not knowing your ass is hanging out of your jeans. If your jeans are low then why sit at the bar.
These are all questions that I fear I will never know the answers to.
So ladies, if you are out on the town and you feel a slight breeze, please, check your crack....for me.

I would like to give a shout out to my friends Holli and Leslie for pretending to pose for my camera as I took these pictures. Without them this would not be possible.


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I dream of...Jeannie?

Here is a women that has a seriously distorted perception of what looks good and what doesn't। Introducing the Jeannie Pants. Not the hammer pants or the parachute pants, these are in a league of their own. I wish I could have gotten a picture of the front of these pants. They were very fitted with stitching in a "V" shape that showcased the Camel toe situation that was happening.

I would just love to know what she actually thinks. Does she not care or does she think they look good. Why don't you be the judge.


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Hold Me Tight!

Here in Texas we try our hardest to stay cool and look good doing it but this lady defies all the rules of the hot Texas weather with...Tights! Who wears tights in summer? And with ill fitting shorts at that.
I know it's cold in the refrigerated sections of the grocery store but there is just no excuse for this.

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Mirror's are for Ugly People

This picture I took while in Hot Springs, AR for Thanksgiving. Notice the small details...polka dots in the front stripes in the back. Why would you go out in public looking like this, much less strutting your stuff on the shopping strand downtown. I just don't get it and I think those of us who dress normal are incapable of "getting it". So thank you white pants thong lady, for giving me something to write about.


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